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March 23, 2022

PETE DAVIDSON’S NOT GOING INTO SPACE


March 23, 2022
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Lizzy Buehl


It turns out Pete Davidson’s not going into space after all. After announcing Pete was going up with the crew of the Blue Origin Rocket which was launching this month it now appears it doesn’t fit into Pete’s schedule. After the launch was postponed it got in the way of Pete’s Saturday Night Live schedule. (Or something?)  Another theory is that Pete Googled how high ‘space’ is.

Blue Origin says they will be announcing their ‘sixth crew member’ very soon. (Paging Gary Busey…)

*NOTE; In the end, Pete’s seat was given to the architect of the spaceship. Gary Lai.